If @ValiantComics was to offer me a minimum wage janitorial position with stock options, I’d take it in a heartbeat. It’d be a deep pay cut for me, but those options would be worth an infinite amount of currency–preferably bitcoins.

Only two comics out this week, but once again they proved that less is more.

A Golem inspired Demon taunts the Eternal Warrior in Hell as he contemplates leaving a Dantean Elysian Field within Hades.

Bloodshot is finally truly reborn, and magically in love. And were there two bus riding Bloodsquirts on that last page?

You gotta buy ’em both if you want to know more.

Here are the quotes:

“Blood be like wine. Be better with age.”

“Let’s pretend there aren’t questions.”

Robert Venditti, with Art by Raul Allen & Patricia Martin, Wrath of the Eternal Warrior No. 1 (2015), Valiant Comics

“Then she does something I didn’t see coming … she loves me anyway.”

Jeff Lemire, with Art by Butch Guice & David Baron, BloodShot Reborn No. 8, Valiant Comics